My Date with Taylor Swift
IT WAS A cool autumn night as I fingered the steel strings of my Martin D-28 and felt the warm spotlight shine down on me at the Bluebird Cafe. I was in the middle of my set when I heard some commotion in the room. I later realized that was...
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A Radical New Direction for the MCU
MARVEL WAS LOOKING to turn things around following a series of box office duds. After endless meetings and boardroom discussions, the company finally announced a radical new superhero with an unlikely star. “We feel that Woody Allen is the perfect fit for Termite-Man,” said one of the execs who preferred...
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Undead Bio
MICHAEL J. MALLEN was born in Transylvania, the third son of Count Dracula, and strange as it may seem, has no taste for human blood. One of the reasons he left the family concerned the mysterious illness of Lucy Westenra and Van Helsing’s mad pursuit of his father. He...
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Kevin Hart Goes Legit
IN A BIG career turnaround, Kevin Hart decided to hang up his comedy persona and become a serious actor. “I’m done with the funny shit,” Kevin told eager reporters at a movie premiere where he was practicing sounding like Sir Laurence Olivier. He moved his whole family to London where he...
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